WHOA!
What an article, it scared me so I did some speed reading on the highlights.
I do not consider myself a Phoenix Hater, hate is such a harsh word; however, I have commented to family and friends on how I wish the desert would swallow up the whole Valley of the Sun. Now, before you HAZer's come running up to Prescott Valley way to lynch me,

let me me validate this comment.
*I was born in Phoenix.
*I remember when Christown was the Mall! And on a good trip to the east side, Thomas Mall.
*You needed a survival kit to get to New River.
*Luke Air Force Base was in the middle of No Where.
*Driving up I-17 when it was a two lane.
*Legend City was the best amusement park in the world.
*Soap Box derby in South Mountain.
*They kicked us out of the house in the late sixties, to make way for I-10, twenty plus years later.
*WALLACE AND LADMO RULED!!!!!!
I could go on.
No, hate is a harsh word, therefore, with rare exception, e.g. the HAZ BBQ, I do avoid the Valley of the Sun like a plague as a rule.
After all, in all fairness, our area is a cancerous growth as well, with the recent immigrants from California. We have a big mall, even.