[Al_HikesAZ]

"I thought you had the map!"

Now that is a great hiking quote.

"One of you must have the map. "
"No, I don't have the map. We gave it back to you... "
"...after map check yesterday. "

[Al_HikesAZ]

This being Groundhog Day, a few quotes from Groundhog day seem appropriate

Rita: Do you ever have déjà vu?
Phil: Didn't you just ask me that?

Phil Connors: This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!

Phil: This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

Phil: Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.

[jeffmacewen]

I have to return some videotapes...

[Al_HikesAZ]

I haven't seen the HBO series - Generation Kill, but based on this dialogue I guess I'm going to have to rent it and watch it.

Cpl. Ray Person: Look at this s**t, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come counties like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of p**sy that pumpkins countries up, lack of p**sy is the root pumpkining cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality p**sy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and pumpkin em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, how much ripped fuel have you ingested.
Cpl. Ray Person: I'm on it like a mother pumpkiner Brad, haha!...
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Well, no more of that s**t...
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: An interesting theory though.
Cpl. Ray Person: Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it, you know what, you should definitely quote me on it, this whole thing comes down to p**sy! Look, if you take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas, no pumpkining war!
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: So the war is not about oil or WMDs.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, in the opinion of this Marine, its about p**sy.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: And its not about Saddam.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the p**sy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his pumpkining gay pumpkin army, then this country would be no more pumpkined up than say, Mexico.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, please shut up... thank you.

[jeffmacewen]

I had a soldier show up for a PT test loaded on a quarter-bottle of ripped fuel, ten 900mg Ibuprofen, and five or six Red Bulls. He was convinced he was going to score a 300 (Perfect score.) We couldn't understand a word he was saying and he was trembling like a wet dog despite the fact that it was about 80F outside. Needless-to-say, he went to the clinic instead of the track...

[Al_HikesAZ]

I had a soldier show up for a PT test loaded on a quarter-bottle of ripped fuel, . . .

Then you will love this quote
Sgt. Brad Iceman Colbert: Where the pumpkin have you been? You havent said two words since Baghdad.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Ran out of Ripped Fuel.

[jeffmacewen]

I had a soldier show up for a PT test loaded on a quarter-bottle of ripped fuel, . . .

Then you will love this quote
Sgt. Brad Iceman Colbert: Where the pumpkin have you been? You havent said two words since Baghdad.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Ran out of Ripped Fuel.

Nick will love this - they did an MRI on the brain of a guy who suddenly died on a treadmill a the 75th Ranger Regiment's HQ gym a few years ago; you should have seen the massive damage that stuff had done...

[BobP]

Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! The hell's the matter with you? Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw "Old Yeller?" Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end? from Stripes

Oh @@#%$ I wanted to post this in the political thread

[jeffmacewen]

The best was the whole "Fire that mortar" scene...

[chumley]

One of my all-time favorites:
http://youtu.be/2SoWNMNKNeM

[kingsnake]

A few years ago when the Wisconsin Badgers travelled to Tucson to take on my Arizona Wildcats in football (the day Hurricane Javier hit southern Arizona....) there was a gentleman wearing a hat made from a badger pelt walking down the closest aisle. Of course I had to yell "WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!!!" He got it.

Which brings to mind the late 80s at NAU. Arizona came up for a basketball game, which Lute Olsen did not want to play because we were "too small" to satisfy his ego. The sign which greated him? "Hey Lute! Think we're small, look in your pants!"

(Of course, the security nazis took it away ...)

[Al_HikesAZ]

Got a great new movie quote from Act of Valor. When Senior Chief is interrogating Christo, Senior shows impatience and states "THE PUMPKIN FILTER IS FULL". Substitute a four letter word for defecation in place of pumpkin.