by azbackpackr » Dec 26 2012 10:42 am
Did you hear about the Yankee who passed through a small Southern town just before Christmas? He was interested to see a large nativity scene on the lawn of the courthouse, which had, in place of the three wise men, three firemen in full turnout gear.
On his way out of town he stopped at a convenience store. He asked the clerk about the nativity scene, saying that while it was a very nice one, he didn't understand the reason for the three firemen. The woman at the counter was quite indignant, and said, "Sir, you must not know your Bahble very well!" He said, "Well, yes, ma'am, in fact I do know my Bible quite well!" She grabbed a bible from underneath the counter and opened it to a page, saying, "No, you don't know your Bahble! See? It says raht here, 'They came from afar...'"
There is a point of no return unremarked at the time in most lives. Graham Greene The Comedians
Steal your face right off your head!