Just read in this morning's paper that the City of Phoenix is offering a special one-day deal for unprepared hikers:
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(AF) April 1, 2008- The City of Phoenix Police helicopter will be providing free rescues on Camelback Mountain today only as a community outreach and show of goodwill. This will be available to any "hiker" that has wandered from either Echo Canyon or Cholla trails. To be eligible for rescue, you must possess no water or other hydration, be clothed in khaki pants, a collared, button-down shirt, and either flip flops, sandals, or deck shoes. PPD prefers that you also have your young, sunburned, barefoot children in tow.
This community outreach event will be covered live on numerous valley news stations throughout the day and recapped on all of this evening's local newscasts. Mayor Phil Gordon was quoted as saying, "As the heat of summer approaches, we want the people of Phoenix to know that the Police and Rural-Metro are standing by so that hiking won't require any thought or common sense at all."
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I was buying that for a second!

