Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. (Office Space)
I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be. (Office Space)
I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming! (Dumb and Dumber)
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. (Anchorman)
Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh? She didn't even bother to put on makeup! You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her. I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and..."All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable." Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I... Mother Nature does that to me.
(Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie)
"I don't believe I'm where I'm going, not by many a mile." -Tom T. Hall