[BobP]

Ok..I love seeing movie/tv quotes in threads and comments...What are your favorites? Here's a few of mine. Try to limit to five.

Too many Seinfelds to list

18th hole of Augusta...Cinderella Story. Caddyshack

Lighten up Frances. Stripes

Chicks dig me because I seldom wear underwear. Stripes

You talking to me. Taxi Driver

I'll be back. Terminator

[chumley]

Five? I don't think I could narrow down Caddyshack quotes to just five!
I bet you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup. Looks good on you though. (This quote is only complete by mimicking Czervik's face when saying it) --Caddyshack
When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures -- The Spy Who Loved Me
Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Lets play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second. Just to see how it feels. -- Wedding Crashers
In winter I will live in Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives. [Oh, at least.] -- Hunt for Red October

[hippiepunkpirate]

If god was a city planner, he wouldn't put a playground next to a sewage system. -- Forgetting Sarah Marshall

[azbackpackr]

Napoleon Dynamite: Kip (his dorky brother): "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

I love that movie! Gosh!

[fairweather8588]

Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.

I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."

You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

Love dumb and dumber

[BobP]

In response to chumley:
I thought 5 per comment...but multiple comments are welcome .

Your one ambitous lille F-er. Into the Wild
Don't leave me the plants will die...Stripes
Is it the frank or the beans? Something about Mary
The name is Bond,James Bond...Every James Bond movie
Heeeere's Johny The Shining

[dysfunction]

Things that are round? Things that are square? Things that are being electrocuted? • Spies Like Us
Lake, BIG lake! (close call to No more yankie my wankie, the Donger need food) • Sixteen Candles
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! • Dr. Strangelove: Or, how I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Intellectuals! Liberals! Peacemongers! IDIOTS! • Mars Attacks!
It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. • Princess Bride


and that'll change by lunch

[azpride]

"PC load letter? What the f- does that mean?

"This things just lucky I'm not armed."

"Sometimes I get the feeling that she's cheating on me." "Yeah man I know what you mean." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I don't know man, I just get that feeling... Like, she's just the type that would... [shudders] ...I don't know man! Don't listen to me. I'm just talking out of my a--."

"When you go into work on a Monday morning, does anyone ever look at you and say, 'sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays?'" "Naw man... Hell no! I believe you'd get your a-- kicked for saying something like that!"

Office Space, the greatest comedy ever.

[chumley]

the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me would!

[chumley]

my name is inego montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.

[azpride]

the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me would!

I forgot that one.

[dysfunction]

Lawrence quotes are worth growing the horseshoe mustache just to pull off more often.

[Preston the yeti]

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. (Office Space)

I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be. (Office Space)

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming! (Dumb and Dumber)

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. (Anchorman)

Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh? She didn't even bother to put on makeup! You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her. I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and..."All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable." Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I... Mother Nature does that to me.
(Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie)

[chumley]

-She's not trained for this.
-To sleep with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs.
(Mission Impossible 2)

[dysfunction]

he who has gas travels at the back of the pack. • Ice Age 3.

[Azbackcountry]

IMHO best movie of all time, Shawshank Redemption - Red: "Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Andy Dufresne: "Dear Warden, You were right. Salvation lies within."
[Norton flips through a couple of pages to find the outline of the rock hammer that was hidden in the Book of Exodus within the Bible, and then drops it on the floor in shock]


Revenge is a dish best served cold.......so they say.

[BobP]

I was in the pool, I was in the pool" George

The price is wrong Bobby... Happy Gilmore

[berkforbes]

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shi*! -happy gilmore

[joe bartels]

Sweet baby Jesus

- Talladega Nights (The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - 2006)

This is quite possibly the funniest 5 minute clip on earth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuAUI_0knfk

[chumley]

Aged 18 years ... the way I like it. (Stiffler's mom)
Did you kill a cheetah? (roadtrip)
This guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive (weekend at bernies)
What happens in vegas stays in vegas ... except herpes. That sh*t will come back with you. (hangover)
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with 19-year old girls everyday? (old skool)