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Has your sign changed? The new Zodiac chart:

Capricorn: January 20 to February 16
Aquarius: February 16 to March 11
Pisces: March 11 to April 18
Aries: April 18 to May 13
Taurus: May 13 to June 21
Gemini: June 21 to July 20
Cancer: July 20 to August 10
Leo: August 10 to September 16
Virgo: September 16 to October 30
Libra: October 30 to November 23
Scorpio: November 23 to November 29
Ophiuchus: November 29 to December 17
Sagittarius: December 17 to January 20

I am now an Ophiuchus, serpent bearer. It seems the stars changed like 2000 years ago and nobody has bothered to update this till now....
Does anybody know how to pronounce this sign? I can't seem to get Opie Chuncus out of my head.

At first glance I thought the thread had something to do with Jeff Foxworthy... heeeere's your sign...
Something like... what's your sign if you were born in backwoods Arkansas? Hmmm, maybe Redneckus?

Alston Neal wrote:Next time mention scatology.

The study of poop!?

@Dschur
That's funny- when I mention that I used to work as an archaeologist, I always get, "Oh- did you see that show on the Discovery Channel recently about dinosaurs? You must really like those programs!"

Dschur wrote:There was a cool article in a issue of either Sky and Telescope or Astronomy magazine about the new Jetology.. It determined your "fortune" by how many jets were taking off at the time you were born and which direction they were going and what color and where they were from... This would dictate how your life was going to be....

What happens if commercial jets weren't around when you were born?

@coanbru
Dschur wrote:There was a cool article in a issue of either Sky and Telescope or Astronomy magazine about the new Jetology.. It determined your "fortune" by how many jets were taking off at the time you were born and which direction they were going and what color and where they were from... This would dictate how your life was going to be....

Ask Al_HikesAZ; he has no fortune, and is old as the hills but twice as dusty!

Lets see, I was born here in 55 and Sky Harbor's aircraft was prop driven. So that would make it Proptology.
Which sounds very much like Proctology, the ancient study of a-holes.... ;)

Moovyoaz wrote:...Ask Al_HikesAZ; he has no fortune, and is old as the hills but twice as dusty!

There are a few hills that are older. But back when I was born, just by living you were fortunate. Being good at Faro also helped determine your fortune. “God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference” Amen

Alston - you're getting close to the age where you are going to be thankful for the study of ancient a holes

Just saw a clip from Real Time with Bill Maher. He sums it up pretty well I think:

Look. If you're panicked because your zodiac sign just changed to Ophiuchus, and now you don't know what your traits are, let me help... you're a gullible dumb@$$!

chumley wrote:Just saw a clip from Real Time with Bill Maher. He sums it up pretty well I think:

Look. If you're panicked because your zodiac sign just changed to Ophiuchus, and now you don't know what your traits are, let me help... you're a gullible dumb@$$!

That's funny right there. I usually don't like that snarky little twit, but here he's a useful idiot.

Al_HikesAZ wrote: I usually don't like that snarky little twit, but here he's a useful idiot.

I'm thinking about putting that in my sig line.