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I've done it. I've solved the mystery of Dark Matter.

They say that up to 95% of the matter in the universe exists in some form that we can't yet detect, the so called "Dark Matter" of the universe.

But I know now that the missing 95% is: Stupidity.

The recent forums on fires, guns, land ownership and other things turned the light on. It has been said that the 3 most abundant elements in the universe are Hydrogen, Helium and Stupidity. That is correct - just in the wrong order.

We refer to stupid people as being "dense" - we just never realized HOW dense they really are. The density of stupid people, and the proliferation of stupidity in general EASILY makes up the missing 95% of the matter in the universe. Just look at Hoolie! He's worth several billion tons alone!

I should write a paper, or better yet, apply for a government grant to do some research.....

Dud....Oops, I mean dude, really needs to find work. Repeat after me Olesma....."Would you like fries with that?" "Can I supersize that for you?" :P

uuummm...stupid is as stupid does--Forest Gump

evenstarx3 wrote:Dud....Oops, I mean dude, really needs to find work. Repeat after me Olesma....."Would you like fries with that?" "Can I supersize that for you?" :P

Pardon? Excuse me, but I am a Pizza Hut man, not a McD's man. I have some class you know...(It'll be there in 30 minutes sir....)

We hvae noticed a lot of posters to the HAZ topics are kinda "stewing in their own juices." Too much heat can do that to people. Cooks their brains or something like that.

Oh yea, you think your better than me? You want to make something of that? There is no anger on this site, (LOL)

Mmmm, cooked brains sounds kind of good...

Wiz wrote:Mmmm, cooked brains sounds kind of good...

Would you like some fava beans with that?

I made the mistake one time of bringing nothing but power bars for a 4-day camping trip. ("Hey - they'll take up less space!" ... Brilliant!). By the third day I'd have killed for some cooked brains and fava beans!

Ol' Hannubal Lecter'd love this topic! Probably supply some great recipes!

I'll post my recepie for cooked brain and fava bean chilli in a couple of days.