I said oh I didn't know you had a purple hat. Grumpy said it is not purple, claiming the color as gray. Since he was my ride home, I threw my hat down on the ground, apologized for my ignorance, and moved on praying for forgiveness.

What color are the two hats?
Gemini suggested: The two hats are black and pink camouflage.

Another AI declared: The one on the left is black (with a faded or distressed appearance), and the one on the right is purple with a camouflage pattern.