Dear @AZHiker456, we accept the fact that we will never achieve your definition of greatness. But we wish you the best of luck in finding an approach shoe that brings you happiness. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms. But what we found out is that each one of us is a hiker...

Bob: ...and an athlete...

Linda: ...and a nail polish matcher...

Kelly: ...a gecko...

John: ...a natural born pace killer...

Denny: ... a chip connoisseur.

Joe: this probably doesn't answer your approach shoe questions but we hike in peace. Sincerely yours, the Turkey Club (on rye).