NO CHILI FOR YOU! 8O
nah, sorry to hear about the unemployment slow slug, but I have a good feeling about an outgoing trainer like you! Hopefully, for your wife's sake, someone'll snag you up in no time.
Just remember if you get up with the baby, wash and dress him (in matching clothes), prepare a healthy breakfast and coffee to present wife while waking up with a kiss. Then make the bed, wash the dishes, windows and floors, wipe down the kitchen and bathroom, vaccuum and dust, start the laundry, write a shopping list, go shopping with list (don't forget milk, bread, eggs, cereal, ice cream) meanwhile fill up the car, get a car wash (due to monsoon), get home by noon, feed baby, put down to nap, swap laundry loads, then I'm sure you'll have time to re-write that resume, network at a power lunch and confirm that interview.
Good luck on the job hunt. I'm sure I've inspired you
Kelly
fyi-not sure if this falls in your "job" but you might check at American Express and Wells Fargo. Both have "training dept.'s but I'm not sure if their web based.