I'll take movie quotes for $1,000...Joe

[BobP]

Ok..I love seeing movie/tv quotes in threads and comments...What are your favorites? Here's a few of mine. Try to limit to five.

Too many Seinfelds to list

18th hole of Augusta...Cinderella Story. Caddyshack

Lighten up Frances. Stripes

Chicks dig me because I seldom wear underwear. Stripes

You talking to me. Taxi Driver

I'll be back. Terminator

[Jeffshadows]

i cant believe i havent seen one team america quote in here!!!!!

"...This is a nice limo."

"Yes it is, now ___ ___ ___!"

[DarthStiller]

Any line from the first 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket. Just about all of which cannot be printed here, or would appear as:

"pumkpin pumpkin pumkin slimy bucket of pumkin pumpkin..." etc.

[Al_HikesAZ]

Any line from the first 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket. Just about all of which cannot be printed here, or would appear as:

"pumkpin pumpkin pumkin slimy bucket of pumkin pumpkin..." etc.

I was thinking the exact same thing. That movie is ripe with quotes "Only two things from Texas - Steers & ______." "I didn't know they stacked s_it that high." Even the last 45 minutes. "we ought to put you up for the congressional medal of... ugly!"

But how about some hiking and climbing quotes.

Here's one of my favorites:
I remember smelling something.
It was a really strong smell.
And it acted like a smelling salt,
to cut through all this delerium.
And I remember being really confused,
I couldn't understand what it meant.
It took me ages to to try
and work out what it meant.
I thought it was me.
And very slowly, I worked
it out, and I thought,
"I've crawled through the
latrine area of our camp site".
Touching the Void

or
He thanked me for trying to
get him down the mountain,
for all that I'd done up to the point,
where I cut the rope,

From Eiger Sanction
Woman Journalist: Tell me, Mr. Bowman, in your opinion do these men climb to prove their manhood, or is it more a matter of compensating for inferiority feelings?
Ben Bowman: Lady, why don't you go get yourself screwed. It would do you a lot of good.

Even one from The Matrix
Morpheus: Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.


And that's about all I have to say about that.

[JimmyLyding]

Any line from the first 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket. Just about all of which cannot be printed here, or would appear as:

"pumkpin pumpkin pumkin slimy bucket of pumkin pumpkin..." etc.

Guess which movie I'm watching right now....
"Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Pumpkin I think you got a pumpkin!!!"

[Jeffshadows]

Any line from the first 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket. Just about all of which cannot be printed here, or would appear as:

"pumkpin pumpkin pumkin slimy bucket of pumkin pumpkin..." etc.

Guess which movie I'm watching right now....
"Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Pumpkin I think you got a pumpkin!!!"

"Holy pumpkin! What is that? What the pumpkin is that?! What IS that PVT Pyle?!!"

I love how he's holding it like it's some kind of toxic waste...

[dysfunction]

Ohhhh man, I can quote almost the entire movie... one of the all time most quotable.


They're paying for it, you eat it!

[DarthStiller]

"Get on your knees and choke yourself."
"You look like the kind of person that would pumpkin a person in the pumkin and not even have the pumpkin common courtesy to give him a reach around."
"Which one of you slimy bucket of pumkin twinkle toed pumkin just signed his own death warrant?!"

[Jeffshadows]

"Nobody, huh?!" "The fairy pumpkin godfather said it..."

[Jeffshadows]

We must not forget: "Juw wanna play ruff?! ...Okay; say 'allo to my little frien'!!"

[JimmyLyding]

"Are you shook up? Are you nervous?"
"--Sir...I am, sir."
"Do I make you nervous?"
"--Sir?"
"'Sir' what? Were you about to call me a pumpkin?"

[dysfunction]

I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and drop a biscuit!

[Jeffshadows]

"Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant but he's got guts...and guts is enough!"

[DarthStiller]

"You obviously missed the point of that story, Brian!"

[sirena]

"You obviously missed the point of that story, Brian!"

[dysfunction]

In response to Stiller:
And Killer said, ''No, man, that's my brother. l can't fight Nibbles !

[Al_HikesAZ]

Here's sort of a hiking quote

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) in Pulp Fiction.

[Al_HikesAZ]

Rosebud

[hippiepunkpirate]

Brilliant. That is kind of a hiking quote. I friend of mine has a t-shirt bearing that entire quote. Here's another one...same movie, same character, also kind of a hiking quote. It works best in the context of dialog, with Vincent's (John Travolta) response:

VINCENT: So if you're quitting the life, what'll you do?
JULES: That's what I've been sitting here contemplating. I've decided, basically, I'm gonna walk the earth.
VINCENT: What do you mean, walk the earth?
JULES: You know, like Caine in "Kung Fu", just go from town to town, meet people, and get in adventures.
VINCENT: So you decided to be a bum?
JULES: I'll just be Jules -- no more, no less.
VINCENT: No Jules, without a job, residence, or legal tender you're gonna be a bum!

Bum is synonymous with hiker

[Al_HikesAZ]

HPP - If Jules joined HAZ and posted here that he was a homeless hiker someone would probably help poor old Samuel L. Jackson. If we're helpful to rally_toad I'm sure we would be helpful to Jules. ;)

[DarthStiller]

"I thought you had the map!"