I'll take movie quotes for $1,000...Joe

[BobP]

Ok..I love seeing movie/tv quotes in threads and comments...What are your favorites? Here's a few of mine. Try to limit to five.

Too many Seinfelds to list

18th hole of Augusta...Cinderella Story. Caddyshack

Lighten up Frances. Stripes

Chicks dig me because I seldom wear underwear. Stripes

You talking to me. Taxi Driver

I'll be back. Terminator

[sirena]

Here's three from The Big Lebowski:

"That rug really tied the room together."

"Hey, nice marmot"

"Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."

[BobP]

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Let me give you a hint. She had a pair of major league yaboos.
I'm putting them on double secret probation
I'm only 13.
Niedermeyer he's a sneaky little basterd.

Quotes from Animal House...A movie us seniors remember.

[dysfunction]

In response to rlrjamy:
Mine's bigger.

Only we can do that to our pledges!

[dysfunction]

In response to sirena:

my personal fave from that movie..

Obviously you're not a golfer.

[chumley]

This is some pad Wilder. Decorated in early f***.
You're so money and you don't even know it.

[JimmyLyding]

"If it bleeds we can kill it." Predator

From Terminator....
The Terminator: The 12-gauge auto-loader.
Pawn Shop Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.
The Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.
Pawn Shop Clerk: These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Pawn Shop Clerk: Hey, just what you see pal.
The Terminator: The Uzi nine millimeter.
Pawn Shop Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?
The Terminator: All.
Pawn Shop Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now.
Pawn Shop Clerk: and you have to fill these out too.
Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that.
The Terminator: Wrong.

from Kingpin:
Claudia: It must be hard to spank your monkey.
Ishmael: You have a monkey?

another from Kingpin:
"He said handSOME, not handLESS"

from Animal House:
Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
Marion Wormer: Cut the crap. Give me a drink.

[PaleoRob]

Office Space, the greatest comedy ever.

I will readily second that!

[big_load]

This topic makes me thirsty for Brawndo!

[chumley]

Oh crap, I completely forgot about Clerks. If you've ever worked in retail...
"37?!!! Does that include me?... "
"Try not to s*** any **** on the way to the parking lot!"

[BobP]

In response to big_load:
Don't be an idiot; drink BRAWNDO. There's tons of time to be an idiot in the future.

[JoelHazelton]

Oh crap, I completely forgot about Clerks. If you've ever worked in retail...
"37?!!! Does that include me?... "
"Try not to s*** any **** on the way to the parking lot!"

One of the best lines in the movie. So many others... None of them are appropriate in the least. Some others from that movie.

"I'll **** this ****, I'll **** that ****, I'll **** anything that moves!"
"Man Silent Bob, I'd like to... [*not even going to make an attempt at sensoring*] ...and make like a circus seal."


Or... When Randal is on the phone naming off the movies they need shipped in, in front of the lady and her kid. Not even going to try and quote that one...

[chumley]

Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

I actually have an mp3 of the movie order phone call on my ipod and it comes up once in a while between songs. Never gets old.

And you're right. There's nothing about that movie that qualifies as HAZ forum friendly.

Except maybe "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[Sredfield]

Jack Nicholson in "The Last Detail" . . .

I am the M. . . F . . . Shore Patrol!

[BobP]

and this one time...at band camp. American Pie

God bless the Internet. American Pie

[fairweather8588]

Welcome to Costco, I love you

I'm Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr

I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out

We did, however have to come to an arrangement with her pimp. A gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of this pimping"

(Idiocracy)

[big_load]

Was I wearing pants when we went in there?

[dysfunction]

You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do you?

Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!

[BobP]

rally_toad wrote:
lets get some hard scientific articles links from you that support the hypotheses that
1. The mean global temperature is not rising

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/23/scien ... kin&st=cse

Same movie

Our source was the New York Times. Ambassoder to the Prez

[chumley]

Isn't there a HAZ rule about posting across multiple threads?

[BobP]

Isn't there a HAZ rule about posting across multiple threads?

You should be worried...100 more posts and I earn a vowel on #255.