Eureka!

olesma · Post by **olesma** » Aug 16 2002 1:44 pm

I've done it. I've solved the mystery of Dark Matter.

They say that up to 95% of the matter in the universe exists in some form that we can't yet detect, the so called "Dark Matter" of the universe.

But I know now that the missing 95% is: Stupidity.

The recent forums on fires, guns, land ownership and other things turned the light on. It has been said that the 3 most abundant elements in the universe are Hydrogen, Helium and Stupidity. That is correct - just in the wrong order.

We refer to stupid people as being "dense" - we just never realized HOW dense they really are. The density of stupid people, and the proliferation of stupidity in general EASILY makes up the missing 95% of the matter in the universe. Just look at Hoolie! He's worth several billion tons alone!

I should write a paper, or better yet, apply for a government grant to do some research.....

evenstarx3 · Post by **evenstarx3** » Aug 16 2002 1:49 pm

Dud....Oops, I mean dude, really needs to find work. Repeat after me Olesma....."Would you like fries with that?" "Can I supersize that for you?" :P

MaryPhyl · Post by **MaryPhyl** » Aug 16 2002 9:25 pm

uuummm...stupid is as stupid does--Forest Gump

olesma · Post by **olesma** » Aug 17 2002 9:27 pm

evenstarx3 wrote:Dud....Oops, I mean dude, really needs to find work. Repeat after me Olesma....."Would you like fries with that?" "Can I supersize that for you?" :P

Pardon? Excuse me, but I am a Pizza Hut man, not a McD's man. I have some class you know...(It'll be there in 30 minutes sir....)

montezumawell · Post by **montezumawell** » Aug 19 2002 11:16 am

We hvae noticed a lot of posters to the HAZ topics are kinda "stewing in their own juices." Too much heat can do that to people. Cooks their brains or something like that.

Snick33 · Post by **Snick33** » Aug 19 2002 12:48 pm

Oh yea, you think your better than me? You want to make something of that? There is no anger on this site, (LOL)

Wiz · Post by **Wiz** » Aug 19 2002 2:26 pm

Mmmm, cooked brains sounds kind of good...

olesma · Post by **olesma** » Aug 19 2002 10:04 pm

Wiz wrote:Mmmm, cooked brains sounds kind of good...

Would you like some fava beans with that?

Wiz · Post by **Wiz** » Aug 20 2002 6:14 am

I made the mistake one time of bringing nothing but power bars for a 4-day camping trip. ("Hey - they'll take up less space!" ... Brilliant!). By the third day I'd have killed for some cooked brains and fava beans!

evenstarx3 · Post by **evenstarx3** » Aug 23 2002 3:40 pm

Ol' Hannubal Lecter'd love this topic! Probably supply some great recipes!

olesma · Post by **olesma** » Aug 24 2002 10:57 pm

I'll post my recepie for cooked brain and fava bean chilli in a couple of days.

Eureka!

Eureka!

Too much heat can do that

Anger