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ck_1 · Post by **ck_1** » Sep 04 2002 10:39 am

In today's (wednesday) Republican in "the list" section is....

Rejected slogans for the new "get tought" Smokey Bear:

1. "Burn a squirrel, go to jail"
2. "Light up in the woods and I will issue you a personal invitation to the Maul Ball"
3. "Start a fire and Mr. Shovel here is going to introduce you to Mr. Pain"
4. "If flame's your game, Ill be heating a beating"
5. "Remember, you and only you can prevent a forest fire, as well as getting a serious smackdown from yours truly."
6. "Where there's Smokey, there's fire."

I thought HAZers might enjoy creating their own new slogans to prevent forest fires...

Unregistered · Post by **Unregistered** » Sep 04 2002 5:58 pm

ck1 wrote:Rejected slogans for the new "get tought" Smokey Bear:

3. "Start a fire and Mr. Shovel here is going to introduce you to Mr. Pain"

Create what? That one has my vote!! What's the problem?

heheheh :BH:

Snick33 · Post by **Snick33** » Sep 04 2002 6:34 pm

"Death is natures way of telling you not to start forest fires."

Unregistered · Post by **Unregistered** » Sep 04 2002 6:56 pm

Ok...Ok...

On a serious note...

Pictures say a thousand words, but:

"Put out your campfires , or LIVE the consequences, for a LONG time"

olesma · Post by **olesma** » Sep 10 2002 2:00 pm

How about:

"Toss a butt...we'll toss your butt in jail."

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