I'll take movie quotes for $1,000...Joe

[BobP]

Ok..I love seeing movie/tv quotes in threads and comments...What are your favorites? Here's a few of mine. Try to limit to five.

Too many Seinfelds to list

18th hole of Augusta...Cinderella Story. Caddyshack

Lighten up Frances. Stripes

Chicks dig me because I seldom wear underwear. Stripes

You talking to me. Taxi Driver

I'll be back. Terminator

[berkforbes]

i cant believe i havent seen one team america quote in here!!!!!

[writelots]

Would someone get this walking carpet out of my way? (Star Wars)

You keep saying that word. I don't think it means what you think it means. (Princess Bride)

Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass. (Princess Bride)

I'm exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. (Labyrinth)

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe. (Labyrinth)

And 'cause I can't leave it at 5...

It's not the years, honey...it's the mileage. (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

[wallyfrack]

“Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!” – Blazing Saddles, 1974

borrowed from...

“Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!” -
The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, 1948

I substitute in any item I forgot to bring like helmets or rope or map etc.

[BobP]

I substitute in any item I forgot to bring like helmets or rope or map etc.

I don't need no stinkin tupperware.

[chumley]

don't think anybody's listed any from this classic:
You know how I know you're gay? You listen to coldplay.
You're putting p**** on a pedestal.

[fairweather8588]

i cant believe i havent seen one team america quote in here!!!!!

OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
No.
So then, you haven't seen everything.

[chumley]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Ever seen a grown man naked?
Ever been in a turkish prison?
What's our vector Victor?
Stop calling me Shirley.

[PaleoRob]

Isn't there a HAZ rule about posting across multiple threads?

You should be worried...100 more posts and I earn a vowel on #255.

Wait a second now...

[JimmyLyding]

“Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!” – Blazing Saddles, 1974

borrowed from...

“Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!” -
The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, 1948

I substitute in any item I forgot to bring like helmets or rope or map etc.

A few years ago when the Wisconsin Badgers travelled to Tucson to take on my Arizona Wildcats in football (the day Hurricane Javier hit southern Arizona....) there was a gentleman wearing a hat made from a badger pelt walking down the closest aisle. Of course I had to yell "WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!!!" He got it.

[dysfunction]

Ya lost that game didn'tcha?


<-- badger ;)

[BobP]

This most excellent film was filmed in Phoenix and Scottsdale.

Four score and seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!...Abe

It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.Bill
As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush.Bill

How's it goin', Frood-dude? Ted

How's it going, royal ugly dudes? Bill

[BobP]

The Devil's Ground quotes...anyone

[JimmyLyding]

Ya lost that game didn'tcha?


<-- badger ;)

It was a controversial loss, but them's the brakes.

From Borat:
Borat: My name i' Borat, I come a-from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your War of Terror.
[crowd cheers]
Borat: May we show our support for our boys in Iraq.
[crowd cheers]
Borat: May U.S. and A kill every single terrorist.
[crowd cheers]
Borat: May George Bush a-drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child of Iraq.
[crowd cheers wildly]
Borat: May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert.
[some of crowd still cheers]

[chumley]

Four score and seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!...Abe

Unless you have this "line?" memorized and use it in passing conversation, I'm thinking that it's perhaps a bit beyond just a "quote".

Now,
Party on Dudes!
Be excellent to each other
and
Whoa! Something strange is afoot at the Circle K! (Keanu Reeves' career defined)
are great quotes from that movie.

And it was until about 1995 that Metrocenter still was adorned in the classic late 70s decor that any visitor would recognize from the movie. Too bad retracing the steps to the destruction of the Oshman's there isn't recognizable anymore!

[BobP]

I can still qoute To be or not to be all the way to... ah there's the rub from 7th grade. ;) Pretty long quotes from Stripes/Caddyshack/Animal House and others. I usually screw up a few words...but thats what makes it fun ;)

[JimmyLyding]

Caddyshack may take the cake when it comes to memorable quotes

Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]
Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though.

Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Danny Noonan: I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't get. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are.

Al Czervik: Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know.

Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Al Czervik: He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.

Mrs. Smails: Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. I christen thee The Flying WASP.

Al Czervik: Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball.

[BobP]

The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need
I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.
I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke
He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans
Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child
The Jerk. I wonder if there was BPA in the thermos?

[BobP]

I watched Wolverine last night with my son and these are a few qoutes

So tell me, after defending this country for 150 years and 4 wars, how would you like to really serve your country?
All I ever wanted was to travel to far off exotic places, meet new exciting people and then kill them.
Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet
Wow. Koo-koo-ka-choo got screwed.

[chumley]

what? I was in the pool! I was in the pool! -George Costanza

[joebartels]

my ambition far exceeded my talent