Florida deputies say surveillance video shows a naked man in Polk County stealing a truck with a large swan in the back in Lakeland.
According to deputies, T.H., known to his internet friends as Chumley, was seen in his birthday suit holding a very small bucket modestly in front of him.
They say he broke into the Lakeland Cold Storage naked and was caught on surveillance video tape last weekend.
The video shows the truck leaving the parking lot with a large inflatable swan sculpture in the bed.
T.H. was arrested in Hillsborough County, and deputies recovered the pickup truck, but the swan is still missing.
The swan's owner says he would appreciate it if the public can keep a look out for the sculpture so they can bring it home.
He also says it was in the pickup truck because it was getting a new paint job.
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