Dad is mean. He tricked me again. We got in the car and went to a nice restaurant and I got to play with my first true love and drink yellow fizzy water .... and then he left me behind! I don't think he knows that I also like boats and beaches and water and swimming! Plus, I miss my family. For five seconds until I forget about them.
It's ok though because I had a lot of fun anyway. Humans tell me I'm not smart. But I don't know why. What's wrong with licking up the water on the floor of the shower? It's full of salty dirt and tastes like a fresh Irish Spring! It's my new favorite thing to do every morning!
I really like sprinklers. I can eat the sprinkler for hours. The water is delicious. I get all wet and bark and attack. Eventually it stops and I have to go lay down.
I also like lights and shiny things. My friends like to shine lights on the walls and floor. I like to chase the lights. I've never actually caught one, but I will keep trying until I do. It's really fun.
I got to take long car rides and play in the grass and water. I got rained on. It was fun. One day I met a gecko. That was neat!
I don't like motorcycles. Or people on bikes. There was a nice lady running in the desert and I decided to chase her. She got scared. Blanco taught me how to preact to avoid a proper beating. ;) Apparently I'm not supposed to chase the lady running in the desert? I don't know, I'm dumb.
I got to go to a new place with yellow fizzy water. It was so much fun that I decided to invite all my friends to come with me again another time.
One day we met a man from Mexico. He's my new favoritest person ever. I called him Uncle JJ and he gave me ice cream! Dad never gives me ice cream! :bdh:
I got to go golfing . I really like the golf course. The grass is soft, there are sprinklers to play in, and ducks! I love ducks!
I learned that I'm really good at volleyball. Misty May-Treanor says I'm cute.
One day when I was dreaming about sprinklers and motorcycles and bicyclists and yellow fizzy water and volleyball and golf, the garage door opened and I heard dad's voice. And the rest of my family was there too! I was going home!
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I don't think he knows that I also like boats and beaches and water and swimming! 
Plus, I miss my family. For five seconds until I forget about them. 
